A Little Veep Advice.

As May is about to become June, the political punditry is getting downright comical. The two baseball teams in Florida enjoy first place, and I am reminded that HBO had a movie called 'Recount' that chronicled the time between election night 11/7/00 up until the victor was awarded to George W 12/11/00. This being an election year and all I would find it funny if the Marlins and Rays played the World Series in October and a guy named 'Chad' was the MVP mere days before the start of the election.

I continue to hear this rumor gain momentum. When Obama gets the nomination on the Democratic side, despite her dream being denied, Hillary Clinton will be the V.P. Great for uniting the party and all. We are still over five months away. Rest assured all the dirt and mean-spiritedness and attacks will be hard-hitting to appease all the Red-Line drinking, A.D.D. afflicted, Venti Mocha slurping, Wii watching, 'Sex in the City' yearning, Geek Blogging, red-blooded American voters in the name of a colorful 30 second soundbite. In an election year the ads are always dirty, the objective is to pound you into submission.

Cynicism aside, I have stated this on a few occasions. This will be the last time I do so on this page. IF JOHN MCCAIN WANTS TO WIN THE ELECTION IN NOVEMBER, HE WILL MAKE SARAH PALIN HIS RUNNING MATE! Think Danica Patrick now: Brains, Brawn, and Sexiness. Something Hillary has never had and will never be...

Eight o'clock came way too early for this old man. Barbara went to have her ACL and meniscus fixed and repaired after three years of wear and tear. She'll come out the better for this after two months of healing. Mom here from Cali to help her get past the rough spots. Speaking of sexy, Mom looks good for someone in her sixties. Then again I'm biased-she gave me her genes...

The Rangers hits a rough patch in Tampa Bay this week. That is one solid team with Eric Hinske, Cliff Floyd, and that second baseman Iwamura! Even though the Rays are only drawing 15,000 fans to Tropicana Field, by September it might become baseball's answer to 'the Sombrero'. Great to see Kam Loe back, also good to see Scott Feldman continue to show signs of life as a starter. The relief continues to be a sore spot, yet they still toy with the .500 mark with Oakland in town starting Friday. Ian Kinsler and Michael Young currently enjoying some nice hit streaks.

Pens try to tie things up tonight for the right to hoist Lord Stanley's Cup.

Over and out in Big D

Mr Will