Just Under An Hour!
Tuesday, March 14, 2006 at 7:54AM
Will Martin

Happy Tuesday my friends. After witnessing last night's Dallas Stars victory, I am reminded that where there's a fight. Jerry Springer isn't needed!

With less than two minutes left in the second period, 56 penalty minutes were assessed on the (Mother)Canuckers and Dallas. It felt like a playoff atmosphere. If the season ended today, Dallas and Vancouver would square off. Mike Modano has been a man on a mission of late...

The Master has seen the rough draft to the new look...I like it...I believe you will too! Big changes are in store and the proof will soon be here. At this time let me say that the young man in charge of the makeover will be Lydell Vik. I am very excited! The key word:STREAMLINING! As opposing to mainlining...

Have you filled out your bracket yet? Even the mob likes 'March Madness'. Know why? Because NO ONE goes to jail for 'bracketeering'. (Drum effect now!) I now go on record to say I predict Texas A&M wil be the 12 seed to play spoiler in the bracket...The rest of my picks Thursday morning!

The Cavaliers are in town tonight. I will be there! It will be a thrill to watch LeBron James in person for the first time. The Mavs are a banged up bunch. This could be a test! Camera at the ready, of course! Miss Shelby will be at my side as she is a Maverick virgin...

Pete O'Brien the ex Texas Ranger was at the AAC signing photographs last night. He used to be hell on the Yankees back in the day. Man, I look like a fumbling Dork!

For a birthday present I want a Stars victory in Los Angeles. We need to finally beat L.A. and erase a rotten 6-5 defeat from 2/12th.

Make it a great week! Texas, Memphis, and Arkansas at the AAC this weekend for March Madness too!

Over and out in Big D

Mr Will

 

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