Pomposities Personified :)
Monday, February 20, 2006 at 8:36AM
Will Martin

Happy President's Day my friend. As Dallas thaws from a weekend of chilly weather and media hysteria, here are some news stories you didn't hear about.( Humor: Not to be taken seriously...)

If you are wondering why it is so many couples were falling on the ice, I know the reason. After 12 years away, you knew she'd reemerge. Tonya Harding was spotted on the Zamboni...

Lindsey Jacobellis of course had her brush with fame on Friday before showboating in front of the fans. I have it on good authority that the snowboard she rode on was once owned by Leon Lett...

All this talk about about Rickey Williams heading to the Mile High city might explain his latest faux pas...

Friday Bryant Gumbel pissed and moaned about the 'paucity of blacks' in the Olympics. Now that Shawnie got the gold as a black, Gumbel's rant now known as the 'pomposity' of black commentary. If a white said that, like Rush Limbaugh or a radio guy at KNBR, he'd get fired. Not Bryant though, and no double standard...

Jimmy Johnson won the Daytona yesterday and it is now being rumored that his car tested positive for running a clean drag...

LeBron thanked Charles Barkley for winning the MVP in H town last night...This is for real-today Sir Charles is a year older. Happy B-Day C man! Keep hating on Big D!

Make it a great day. See you in Las Colinas!

Over and out in Big D

Mr Will

 

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